days and nights

I was just reading over some old journals and such last weekend. It is very odd how even just a couple years can change an entire outlook on events. Things that would have angered me to the point of physical violence just a few years ago barely cause me even a glimmer of anger now. There are other things that I wouldn’t have batted an eyelash at then that would set me off pretty good now. Perspective is a huge thing in this world. I think it dictates our actions and allows us to temper those reactions based on the sound reasoning of what we view as the cause of some event or another.

I guess this simply means we all keep growing. 21 isn’t the end of the growth that you will see as an adult. Between 21 and 25 I had changed immensely. Between 25 and 30, I am a new person. I barely recognize myself anymore. This comes with good and bad, but it is all a learning experience that we should hold to as long as possible. It only happens once after all.

If this doesn’t pretty much explain what I have been thinking for the last while, I don’t know what will. Read and learn.

From XKCD

So this is what we have come to. We are now promoting flat out random hugging. In case none of you have heard of it, this little jewel comes from the “No Cussing Club”. They are some national club trying to get people to say pickle instead of piss and barnacle instead of bitch. The list goes on as I am sure you are aware. There are books on how to avoid being pressured into swearing, and products like the little Fag-O**COUGH** Hug-O-Meter you see here.

The thing is though, this is what I see is wrong with a good chunk of our society. While it promotes some good values (random sexual encounters with bears), I can just see a priest or pastor using this to get his hand down some kids pants. I can see our friendly religious leader adding other colors to this.

Pink - NEEDS NIPPLES TWISTED (LICKING OPTIONAL)
Brown - NEEDS THUMB UP POOPER (LICKING OPTIONAL)
Orange - NEEDS HAND JOB (LICKING OPTIONAL)
Tan - NAKED PICTURE TIME EVERYONE! (LICKING OPTIONAL)
Yellow -  LETS PLAY POPSICLE! (LICKING REQUIRED)

I am just waiting to see the little disclaimer at the bottom he adds too.
“WORKS ONLY WITHIN CONFESSIONAL BOOTH WITH KIDS WHO ARE TOO DAMAGED TO SAY NO BECAUSE THEIR FATHERS SERIAL RAPE THEM MERCILESSLY WHILE MOMMY IS AT WORK”

Seriously, if you want your kid to take a few trips up the Hershey Highway, go ahead and buy him one of these. In fact, go ahead and let him take it to school. Let him try to hug a few of his buddies. See how THAT works out for him. Maybe it will give daddy another chance to rape him when he is already beaten and bruised from all his buddies!

Beyond the fact that my gaydar was screaming when I saw this, what about the bears on it? Seriously, listen to the story and you will see what I saw.

If you notice, dude bear and chick bear are getting a little fresh. Nice going dude bear! Dude bears pants are a little bit saggy. If you look at dude bear though, you will see that he is not the type of bear to wear saggy pants. Therefore, chick bear must have unbuttoned and unzipped them before reaching around and grabbing dude bears ass to pull him closer. All the while, dude bear has been getting his shit on with chick bears neck. Notice chick bears happy “far away in another dude bears arms” look on her face. If you notice though, chick bears skirt is not even! While all this was happening, dude bear has been using that concealed left hand to pull it up and play with chick bears “tail”. (She likes it dirty…)

You see, this isn’t a child friendly product. For hells sake, IT IS PROMOTING VOYEURISM AND BESTIALITY!

Save your childs anus. Avoid this club, and this toy. And avoid bears. Bears are very bad.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Thought everyone might get a kick outa this.

So I saw this movie when I was looking to see if Edward Furlong ever did much else after T2. Figured I would give it a shot. I highly suggest you check it out. While it is an independent film, it has a quality about it that most pro films don’t. Let me explain…

Ed Furlong and Rachael Bella aparantly met while doing this movie. They were married soon after. I think a lot of that initial rush of finding the whole new love thing came out while they were filming this, because…

I just got this odd whif of purfume… Random…

…it actually brought some of that 18 and in love stuff back. Granted, I am a bit older than that now, but you know what I mean.

Regardless, the story itself is quite entertaining with the exception of a couple parts that were just flat disturbing. Not the shots themselves, but the idea of what was happening.

A warning to those of you that are scared of the human body. There are tits ALL OVER in this movie. Rachael Bella has a set of B cups that will knock your socks off. And the best part is, you get to see them A LOT!

If you were one of the people that liked Natural Born Killers, or Mad Love, you will like this one too. Though Mad Love is a little bit different and includes a lot more crazy, it still has that feel to it.

Either way, I think you should check Jimmy and Judy out. It rocks socks enough for me to keep it around for another watching sometime in the future.

I am in Dallas now. It is a pain in the ass though because I don’t have work. Backstory comes down to me moving down here for a company only to have them eliminate the position in a budget meeting. Good times.

So now, I get to do what I did in Utah. Search for jobs and watch movies. There is nothing else. It is pathetic too. I was pretty stoked to get down here and get moving with Verizon. Such is life I guess.

Ok. Time to go. I really don’t have a whole lot to say right now. At least you know what is going on right now though. As if I actually have any readers.

So yeah. I love MASH. That is that. Nobody can dispute that. Period. So HAH!

Not really. And no, I don’t have cancer. At least I am pretty sure I don’t.

Been an uploading fool the last couple days. Got a thousand or so new ones up and another 5 or 10 thousand to go.

Regardless, check it out.

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